January 14, 2010

Honey Flavored Syrup

This is what I LOVE about the Dollar Stores. They want to offer "honey" to their customers, but to keep in the tradition of selling crap, they managed to find a company that produces this pathetic item. Since we all know that Honey comes in bear shaped squirt bottles, they should at least use a different, but similar, animal shape. Perhaps a beaver bottle.

So, to this I say... REALLY?... OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE... R U KIDDING ME?... WHAT THE?...GREAT GOOGLYMOOGLY!...SHEEESH!... HONEY FLAVORED SYRUP????

And I don't know if this helps or hurts their cause... but, HONEY IS ONE OF THE INGREDIENTS!! It's the very last ingredient, right after the heart healty High Fructose Corn Syrup, and it's dumber cousin, Corn Syrup. YUM-OH!